How many inches should I add to my penis when I talk about it on the internet?!

If your wiener is, say, 7 3/4 inches in length, don't lie past about 9 inches okay!? Many of us are scared of really long ones, truth be told, even on the internet!. The vag only goes so far up, you know!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

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Internet penis size is equal to one half the actual penis size, squared, plus 0!.5 inches

Thus, if you really have a 5 inch penis, it would be 2!.5 squared (which is 6!.25)

6!.25 + 0!.5 = 6!.75 inches!.

For a six incher, we follow the same formula, 6/2 = 3!. 3 squared is 9, 9+0!.5 = 9!.5!.

If you're any bigger then 6 in reality, you are quite a beast one the internet!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

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2 feet should do it!. You know!. Take away an inch and it should sound realistic for the internet!.


(seriously though, your actual penis size doesn't matter!.!.!. and also, how often do you see yourself talking about it!?!?)

Plus, if you're asking how many inches to ADD, then you might not be that big!.!.!.!. hmms!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

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Why do you want to brag about the size about something that is small, are you ashamed of what you have, and the lies won't help you get any girlfriends especially in here!. as no one knows you!. Why not be honest to yourself and everyone else that cares, if there is anybody!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

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The secret is in not revealing that you actually measured!.

Simply offer a visual of a comparable cylindrical object!.

Try to be somewhere between a D-battery and a Pringles can!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

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Measure it from your bung hole (burying 3 inches) that will give you, your actual

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