I just drank alot of water and feel like i am going to poo fart. How do I stop t!


Question: I just drank alot of water and feel like i am going to poo fart!. How do I stop this from Happening!?!?
I need you help and attention!. I don't want to slosh over my new clothes and computer chair!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

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Take plenty of salt which acts as a dehydrater!. Then run to the bathroom where you will make pebble poo!. And I mean, RUN!Www@Answer-Health@Com
FIRST OF ALL, I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A FEW THINGS FOR THIS!.!.!.
- A SHOTGUN
- 6 BEERS
- A BIRD DOG

OH **** WRONG QUESTION!.!.!.!. YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA **** YOUR PANTS!.!.!.!. MY BADWww@Answer-Health@Com
i believe the technical term is "shart" as in to ****-fart!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
Sit on the toilet!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


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