I have manflu and it's bad.?!


Question: I have manflu and it's bad!.!?
Sadly I have manflu and as all males know, it is the equivalent of giving birth to 10 kids, aids, cancer, getting shot, being stabbed, running a marathon and getting hit by a train all at once in the face!.
I am not getting nearly enough sympathy and I don't think I'll survive the night :(
In my dying breath I would like to ask people to put a memorial of me on a plinth in trafalgar square opposite nelson, and for the government to fund at least 20% of the budget to combatting this deadly deadly illness
'cough' I think this is it!.!.!.
bleughghhghhgh
(dies)Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
I think a monument to your suffering is an excellent idea!. Manflu !.!.!. or blokus deadicus as it's known in the medical world !.!.!. is not only one of the worst ailments a man can get, it's also one of most long lasting!. Many blokes have symptoms so severe they can not even drink alcohol!.
I wish you a speedy recovery, but without immediate medical help and sympathy I fear you stand no chance!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

haha
*rocky is awesome*
me and this guy kissed and we both had colds!.
it kinda like mutated into this like wierd woman/man flu!.
lawl!.
i hope you get better :D
and HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT GIVING BIRTH IS LIKE!.
:P
heh, jokes!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

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