Help what the f*k can i do?!! (I'M 17 YEARS OLD)?!

Question: Help what the f*k can i do!?!! (I'M 17 YEARS OLD)!?
ok here it goes we have 2 toilets!. the downstairs is the shower one the upstair one is the bath!. we had some guy over and he has been replacing the bath and shower with new ones because my mom thought it was time for change!.

it has been 8 days! I'm so used to showering mornings and the occasional evenings!. im so sweaty my *** cheeks were literaly stuck together in chemistry!. wen i took my shirt of at football all though i looked cool with the shiny body etc!. i smelt like foul meat the normaly small hairs on my back and chest and stomach are becoming more visible its like a slow process of being turned into a werewolf

the bath is not gonna be fitted for another 3 days!. i can't stand it im going crazy i've wasted 2 bottles of deodrant on myself my *** and balls are itching like mad!.
lots of people have been saying u stink like ****!. i've made up 8 different excuses i'm gonna get some kinda of nick name soon if i don't deal with it!.

so i turn to you the yahoo audience for help

Go find a community pool, or shower!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.find ANYTHING!. You will get a nickname and no matter how good you smell for the rest of your life, you will never shake that name!.!.!.!.!.!.

Screw it, go outside right now and hose yourself down, and scrub between those cheeks!. If it's cold, then do it quick, but you have to get all of that sweat off and clean the butt!.

Go on, go do it!Www@Answer-Health@Com

-Fill a tub with water from the tap or well etc and stand in the tub in the bathroom and sponge yourself clean!.
-Use a friend,family member's shower!.
-Go to the swimming pool,use the showers and swim!.
-Your changing rooms at school will have showers!.
-YMCA or hostel showers!.
-Book a hotel room for the day and use the shower!.
-Run outside and use the hose!.

Well ask your parents where they have been showering and ask if you can do the same!. Otherwise, do you have a grandma or a best friend!? Go to their house and ask nicely if you can use it!. If worst comes to absolute worst, get a cloth and have a sponge bath in the sink in the kitchen!. Just wear a bathing suit and try your best to get all your junk clean!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

I don't think this is the real actual situation!. Who on earth would change both the shower & the bath at the same time!?!. If that is the case you can still have a towel or a sponge bath!. What school do you go to!? Use your common sense!. I didn't buy your story!. Funny though!Www@Answer-Health@Com

It would be helpful if you had a shower at school, after your football practice!. Maybe go swimming at the community pool and you can shower after!. Otherwise, you can hope to god it rains and you can go lay down on your lawn and hope no one sees you taking a hobo bath!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Do they have showers at your school!? Or maybe you could take a shower at a friends house!. Or give yourself a sponge bath!. There are many options!. How do you think people in third world countries do it!? Get a bucket of water and a sponge or washcloth and clean that foul meat smelling body of yours!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Tell your coach what's going on and ask to use the showers before and after school!. He most likely will say yes :) My son has used the shower at the High School after morning practice and after evening practice for two years now!. Best of luck to you, sure will be nice when your bathrooms are finished!Www@Answer-Health@Com

you should probably take a shower at your school!. if you play football im sure there is a locker room with a shower!. OR! you could be a little smart about this and go to a friends house and stop being a nasty ****!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

stay with a good friend!. i take showers whenever i stay with a friend for the night so i won't be smelly the next day!.!.!.my friends don't mind at all!. so i say just use a friends!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Just get a bucket of hot soapy water a rag, and a dry towel!. Wash yourself like that and dry off like that!. It's better than smell like a big butt hole!. lol Sorry though!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

If it's that bad then I would ask to use one of your families bath or showers, you can also go to your local swimming baths and shower there!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

School showers, YMCA showers, gym showers, sponge bath with bucket of hot water and washcloth!. It sounds like you're trying to see how gross you can get!Www@Answer-Health@Com

you haven't showered for 8 days!? Go to a friends house and shower or something!. Or another family members house!. good luck Www@Answer-Health@Com

Shower at a friend's or relative's house!.
Go swimming and use their showers!.
Do they have showers at school/college!?
Or ask a good neighbour if you can use their shower till the work is finished at your house!.


go swimming and use the showers there
ask neigbours
stay over at sum1's hosue n den hav a shower in the morning
in the morning just rub e wet towel over urself!Www@Answer-Health@Com

You need to go out to the backyard and have your mom hose the funk off of you! Remember to take your shampoo and soap with you!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Just take your wash stuff down the local swimming pool!. they have showers there so you can wash until your bath is back!Www@Answer-Health@Com

dude are you saying you havent showered in 8days+!!! =o
why dont you shower at a friends or in the locker room or something!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Fill the sink or a bucket with clean water and have a WASH!!!!!!!! You could also go to the local pool, shower and go for a swim!! Www@Answer-Health@Com

have a strip wash take top clothes off have a right good wash every wear dry yourself and then do the same on the bottom with hot lukewarm water or ask friends or relatives if you can use their facilities im sure they don't mind Www@Answer-Health@Com

I am presuming - even though you smell like a landfill site - that you still have some friends!? Simply ask them to borrow their shower - simple really!.


awwwwwwww bless ya lil sweaty body

you can use my shower

:D ;D :DWww@Answer-Health@Com

Take a shower after football practice, or at a friends house!.

This really seems quite obvious!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Why didn't you shower in the locker room after football!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

go take a shower at a relatives house or at one of your teammates!. or rinse off in the school showers!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

you might begin by cleaning up your potty mouth!. 'might give it a break while your pottys are being replaced!.

BTB, where did you go to Sunday School!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

why don't you washup really really good or go to a friends house or even shower at school!. you don't need to be going around smelling and with sticky things!. good luck!Www@Answer-Health@Com

use a friends shower, god it really is common sense
Use the kitchen sink and wash up!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

ask a friend if you can use their shower or take the garden hose go in the back yard and hose yourself off Www@Answer-Health@Com

Did I read correctly that you play football!? How about showering in the locker room at school!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Can you swim!? Go to your local pool, take a swim and then use their facilitiesWww@Answer-Health@Com

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