My fiance is blaming me for this, it's not my fault, help?!


Question: My fiance is blaming me for this, it's not my fault, help!?
The other weekend my fiance and I went to a wedding social!. It's sort of like a party thing to raise money for people's weddings that takes place in community halls!. Anyway, he got pretty liquored up!. Me, not so much because my stomach was a little off that night!.

We came home and he was pretty drunk, so drunk he was calling me a Fallopian Tube and laughing as if it was the greatest joke known to mankind!. Anyways, I had bad gas because my tummy was upset!. He was laying in bed and all of a sudden I let out this HUGE fart, I thought it smelled pretty good (everyone likes their own brand!) but he said it was disgusting!. I fell right asleep but woke up about a half an hour later when he was coming back to bed!. He claimed the stench was so bad from my gas that he had to go and run cold water on his face and lay down in the living room, but to no avail, he barfed!. And he is blaming it on my fart!.

I don't think this is fair!. Maybe the fart was gross, maybe it pushed him over the edge, but as if a fart can make a person barf!. I didn't even trap his head under the covers!. And if you knew my fiance, you'd know that sometimes he drinks till be barfs anyway!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
haha, that was a good story :)
and your gas might have sent him over the edge!. my dad, if you even mention anything gross, will throw up!. why!? i have no idea!. but if you fiance was drunk off his *** then he was probably gonna barf regardless of your farting issue!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

He was definately intoxicated, he would have barfed once he smelt it if it was your fart lolWww@Answer-Health@Com

Lol this is just pointless don't worry about it he might not even remember it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

lmaooWww@Answer-Health@Com

I almost barfed reading it! But loved it! Thanks for the laugh!Www@Answer-Health@Com

I enjoyed this little tail!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

it could have been your fart but i think it was because he drank to much!.!.!.!.ur story is funnyWww@Answer-Health@Com





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