How do I remove a crayon that is stuck up my...?!
Question: How do I remove a crayon that is stuck up my!.!.!.!?
rear!. I sat on one while coloring yesterday!.!. and it's loged in there pretty tight!. I can't find my tweezers!. I haven't sat down for two days, please help me!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
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what were you coloring!?!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
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what were you coloring!?!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
You sat on it accidentally!.!.!. I have actually heard that one before, but I don't think the patient didn't expect us to believe it!.!.!.
If you can't get it out by gripping the end or pushing from inside (try crouching over a bit of newspaper so that your upper legs are touching your chest- the passage is straighter that way than if your sitting on a toilet!.!.!.), you'll just have to bite the bullet, swallow your embarrassment and get to a hospital!.
You'll probably end up having a 'manual evacuation'!.
We HAVE seen it all before (mostly), we WILL be professional and respect your dignity and privacy as much as we can, but once you've gone, we WILL have a giggle!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
If you can't get it out by gripping the end or pushing from inside (try crouching over a bit of newspaper so that your upper legs are touching your chest- the passage is straighter that way than if your sitting on a toilet!.!.!.), you'll just have to bite the bullet, swallow your embarrassment and get to a hospital!.
You'll probably end up having a 'manual evacuation'!.
We HAVE seen it all before (mostly), we WILL be professional and respect your dignity and privacy as much as we can, but once you've gone, we WILL have a giggle!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Your constipation is far more serious!. Deal with that and the crayon will be evacuated along with all that faecal matter!.
I suggest you talk to your local pharmacist and ask for a strong laxative!. You might also ask for an enema kit as the faeces appears to be backed up so far that you have lost the ability to think straight!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I suggest you talk to your local pharmacist and ask for a strong laxative!. You might also ask for an enema kit as the faeces appears to be backed up so far that you have lost the ability to think straight!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Eat a page out of a coloring book, then when it gets way down there it will be attacked by the crayon!. What the crayon doesn't realize is that as it attacks it will get smaller and smaller and smaller, and then it will pass away into the pot!. TaDa!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
OK, take a bottle of KY and promply put it in your eyes!. now, the shaft should be loosy goosie, so take the cake and eat only the green leaves or you can die a slow and painless deathWww@Answer-Health@Com
go to the emergency room!. Sorry but it is the safest and best way to get all the particles out!.
Coloring naked!? hmmmm
and if you did it yeasterday~ why have you not sat down for 2 days!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Coloring naked!? hmmmm
and if you did it yeasterday~ why have you not sat down for 2 days!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
what!?!
is this a joke!?
anyways try going into the tornado position and lift your but into the air!.
i learned it from yoga, it actually relaxs your anal muscle!.
or just push on the toilet!.!.!.or go to the bathrom!. or doctor!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
is this a joke!?
anyways try going into the tornado position and lift your but into the air!.
i learned it from yoga, it actually relaxs your anal muscle!.
or just push on the toilet!.!.!.or go to the bathrom!. or doctor!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Please tell you're just kidding!.
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Gosh, well um going to the doctors would probably be too embarrassing!.
Try to use the rest room!?
Um, that really sucks!.
I really can't help you!.
Summer!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
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Gosh, well um going to the doctors would probably be too embarrassing!.
Try to use the rest room!?
Um, that really sucks!.
I really can't help you!.
Summer!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
When you sat on a crayon while coloring with your pants off, it went up your butt!?
Doesn't add up!.
Did you eat the paper and think you could color up your butt!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Doesn't add up!.
Did you eat the paper and think you could color up your butt!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
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if the show scrubs is any indication of how a real hospital works, then this happens a lot!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
if the show scrubs is any indication of how a real hospital works, then this happens a lot!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Go over to DC for help!. The politicians know all about having sticks up their butts!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Sounds like one hungry sphincter if you ask me!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
drink a lot of soda, and fart it out, or eat too much and **** it outWww@Answer-Health@Com
oil and a lot of petroleum jelly!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
i can get it out, no problem!. my boyfriend does this all the time hahaWww@Answer-Health@Com
run to a drug store and buy some twezers!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
you just cracked a smile on my face !.!.!.!.
hot bath should melt it !.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
hot bath should melt it !.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
take a crap it should fall right outWww@Answer-Health@Com
How could you be so stupid to sit on a crayon!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
i REALLY hope this is a jokeWww@Answer-Health@Com
you were coloring naked!?!?!? wow!. if you can't get it out you have to got to the hospital!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
stick the rest up there!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
i hope this is a joke, if not, go to doctorWww@Answer-Health@Com
Pangita ug puller!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Have you not used the bathroom in two days!? Take a laxitve!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Were you coloring naked!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Who the hell colors naked!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Have your boyfriend get it out!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Looks like you're going to sh*t the rainbow!. Have fun!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Ummmm!.!.!.!. seriously!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Get a life dudeWww@Answer-Health@Com