Why does my dad fart so much?!
Question: Why does my dad fart so much!?
he stinks so much and wont stop!. he farted on metan and the metal melted!. could he be an alian!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
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ARE YOU SERIOUS
AHAHHA OMG DUDE
thanks for the laugh :]
but if this is serious, uhh idk maybe he eats beans!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
ARE YOU SERIOUS
AHAHHA OMG DUDE
thanks for the laugh :]
but if this is serious, uhh idk maybe he eats beans!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
lol, it just depends on the body type and his diet, he may be like me, i am not lactose intolerante but when i mix certain diarys my body explodesWww@Answer-Health@Com
MY Dad farts too and when i confront him he says NO I DIDNT and he gets all defensive!. everytime he uses the bathroom he leaves it smelling like a **** hole!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
What the hell!? Metal melted by fart that is impossible!. Try consulting a doctor and tell him what you posed here!. He will laugh!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Hahahaha my husband do that too hahaha,just because of the food that he ate,specially when he ate pizza!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
the melted metal proves that he is at least half alien and that makes you a quarter alien!. go back to your home planetWww@Answer-Health@Com
Stop pulling my finger!
!. !. !. ok wait stop pulling HIS
hahaWww@Answer-Health@Com
!. !. !. ok wait stop pulling HIS
hahaWww@Answer-Health@Com
Did you do research on this!. It's normal, people eat they fart they poop then start overWww@Answer-Health@Com
Yea your dad is an alien!. Mine is to!. Everyones dad is one!. Its wierd!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
He probably eats at Taco Bell every night then goes outside, sees your Prias, then laughs so hard it all come out!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
omg this is hilarious lol!. my dad farts a lot too but luckily his dont stink he always want me to pull his finger!. lol i love my daddyWww@Answer-Health@Com
rotf XD
he's practicing for a big fart fight or something
yepyepWww@Answer-Health@Com
he's practicing for a big fart fight or something
yepyepWww@Answer-Health@Com
I think he stinks because he takes after your spelling!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
As much as we resist, we all turn into our dads when we grow old!. Then who's kids will say their dad farts a lot!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
he is definitely an alien and if he wants to do some anal probing on you it is completely normal!.
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This question is ridiculous!. Feed him beano!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Stop pulling his fingerWww@Answer-Health@Com
Buy a can of wizzard and spray his azz after he farts!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
he's definitely an alien!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
because he's awesomeWww@Answer-Health@Com
hahahahahah
grossWww@Answer-Health@Com
grossWww@Answer-Health@Com
No!. The alien part was your mom!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Because he eats crappy food!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I can fart the top 40Www@Answer-Health@Com
His diet!. He might eat a lot of foods that cause gas!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
yah i tink hez an alian! report him to dee awthoritys!@Www@Answer-Health@Com
Buy him some Beano!. Problem Solved!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
He's running on fumes now!. Pun intended!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
No, he's not an alien!. Some people deal with gas in different ways!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
TO MUCH FIBER BUT IF IT IS A REALLY A PROBLEM THEY MAKE PILLS TO REUSED GASWww@Answer-Health@Com