What should I do about a toy car in my anus?!


Question: What should I do about a toy car in my anus?
3 days ago at a party I got extremely drunk and passed out. When I awoke I had a abdominal pain. after getting an X-Ray I was shocked to discover there was a toy car lodged in my smaller intestine. I am very worried and I need help to get it out! Because of this tragic event I may have to postpone my constipation to attempt to break the world record for worlds biggest ****. So I now need a list of ways to get this car out of me!
Please Help!

Answers:

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put it in reverse, and back it out..



you are so full of it as you say! if you had enough commonsense to go get an x-ray, you should have the intestinal fortitude to go through with the extraction.

The distance between the anus and the small intestine is so great, it would suggest that you ingested the little thing, not the other way around.

Otherwise, get a life!



You already got an X-ray from someone. If from a doctor, ask that doctor about then ext step for treatment.

If you do not have a doctor, please go to emergency room. Some of these can be removed endoscopically. Some need surgery. Doctors can tell you how it can be removed depending on where it is now and how it got there.



Im sure if that were true the doctors would taken it out when you got x-rayed. See... theres a big ol hole in your story that makes no sense. Meaning you are a Troll.



you need to have that surgically removed... trying to get that out yourself could be dangerous



Push in on the clutch - shove that sucker in reverse - and F-A-R-T-!



sorry dude...but LMAO



LOL, aw bless ya! I would go to the hospital and have it removed. Dont try to get it out yourself .x




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