How do I get my penis out of the muffler?!

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Courtney B gave you a very good advice

is the muffler attached to the car?

Either way here is what you do:

(If your muffler is attached)
1. Have your girlfriend hop in the car, start it up and floor it. Your pecker will pop right out.

(if your muffler is not attached)
2. Have your girlfriend take a deep breath, and then blow through the other side. Your pecker will pop right out.

Good luck ;)

Why bother to take it out. If i were you i would just leave it in the muffler. As long as you can still pee with it in there, you probably can make it through the rest of your life like that.

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Courtney B. You are a riot.

cut it off