How can I shorten my penis? ?!
Question: How can I shorten my penis? ?
Answers:
why would you wana do that?
heres what you do:
go to your kitchen get the rustiest knife you find, run it up and down on a stone so it will be nice and dull.
then cut off the head of your penis and you sucessfully shortened it.
then go skit on your chest, smear it all over and presto, youve got yourself a hot karl!
why so you can be in the guiness book of world records? ohh ****!
Grow a big bush and it will appear smaller.
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