What do you think about these sex simulation ideas?!
Question: What do you think about these sex simulation ideas?
Ok, I went on some websites for ideas, but none of them worked. I'll give you a few examples:
This morning I tried filling two freezer bags up with warm water, taped them together, put them in between my mattress and my bed frame, and put my penis in between the frezzer bags. Then I bunched my blankets up to simulate a body, and started pumping away. It felt kind of good for a few seconds- the water that seeped out of the baggies onto my penis felt like a wet vagina cumming on my penis. The pressure from the bed frame and matress on the bag made it feel tight. And the warmth...
But then the baggies broke and I got water all over my bed...
Another idea I tried was heating some slices of ham up in the microwave. I thought that the hot, slippery ham might simulate the fleshy texture of a vagina. Then I put the hot ham into a toilet paper roll.
But when I put my penis in I didn't really feel anything...
So can anyone give me any ideas to improve these ideas to make these ideas better? Like how could I make the baggies less likely to brake? I want an idea that involves warmth, tightness, and wetness. And I would prefer it to be in my bed so I can be comfortable- I want to feel like I'm humping a girl's vagina in bed.
Please don't just post links to "masturbation sites". I already got plenty of those from previous questions. And its very unlikely that I'll get a girlfriend anytime soon. I'm 18 and no girls are interested in me, so I want to simulate the feeling of sex as closely as I can.
Please don't post here if you don't have anything helpful to say.
This morning I tried filling two freezer bags up with warm water, taped them together, put them in between my mattress and my bed frame, and put my penis in between the frezzer bags. Then I bunched my blankets up to simulate a body, and started pumping away. It felt kind of good for a few seconds- the water that seeped out of the baggies onto my penis felt like a wet vagina cumming on my penis. The pressure from the bed frame and matress on the bag made it feel tight. And the warmth...
But then the baggies broke and I got water all over my bed...
Another idea I tried was heating some slices of ham up in the microwave. I thought that the hot, slippery ham might simulate the fleshy texture of a vagina. Then I put the hot ham into a toilet paper roll.
But when I put my penis in I didn't really feel anything...
So can anyone give me any ideas to improve these ideas to make these ideas better? Like how could I make the baggies less likely to brake? I want an idea that involves warmth, tightness, and wetness. And I would prefer it to be in my bed so I can be comfortable- I want to feel like I'm humping a girl's vagina in bed.
Please don't just post links to "masturbation sites". I already got plenty of those from previous questions. And its very unlikely that I'll get a girlfriend anytime soon. I'm 18 and no girls are interested in me, so I want to simulate the feeling of sex as closely as I can.
Please don't post here if you don't have anything helpful to say.
Answers:
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Try making a pocket p*ssy. I've tried it a couple times and it feels great. Guys in the army do it a lot since there's rarely any females around.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cukpo0Fe3…
But instead of the ziplock bag try using a rubber kitchen scrubbing glove (you know the yellow ones) and a rubber band. to hold it. MAKE SURE YOU USE LOTION!