I've lost control of my penis! Any advice?!
Question: I've lost control of my penis! Any advice?
How do I resolve this?
Answers:
You need to recondition your mind to have that erection, so you may have to stroke yourself and give positive feedback to your brain to have these erections
Understanding woman willing to manually and orally stimulate the lil fella till he wakes up and gets angry. Temporary thing anyway, will go away after you bust one with a nice lady.
Old Guy
No it has never happened to me...
Bless your heart. LIfe is full of disappointments. Tomorrow is another day.
Hahahaha too funny
Sex a b*tch...
put it to good use... f u ck your partner or have her learn the 'happy ending'
You did it. Just had to do it. You know your gonna go blind because of this, but being blind is a good thing at this point. At least when your blind you wont notice how hairy your palm will now become. Oh and just wait when the church finds out and they cast Fire and Brimstone to be a Abomination for spoiling the seed. You had to do it....... Boy When I was your age I had to use wheel bearing grease with a Victoria Secrets catalog for viewing pleasures, and believe you me it was the Big is Beautiful edition that was sent to us as kids....I could of swore the lady that served us Tator Tots in the lunch line every day, you know the one that had a larger mustache us. Boy, we were envious too...She posed in that issue not once or twice. It was more like nine or ten different spreads in the catalog. I have to give her credit to my being thin. I cant eat a tator tot to save my life since that day I saw her, on page 12 with a article" Overcoming Hurdles with Girdles". That's why we had to use wheel bearing grease. otherwise we would beat ourselves into oblivion before any kinda arousal from the wilder beast. It's a easy remedy to fix this predicament get glasses, preferable is Coke Bottle for safe measures. A Good Razor for your palms. A couple of Rolaids for your tater tot chucking stomach and a job at the local Jiffy Lube to cover your habit forming need for lubricant. Oh and I found that 10w30 works better when your bored and stroked. If you know who to contact we can get your sperm back. Ask No questions and you get no Surprise, but if you fix your doo with a shot of male goo, make sure to cover your eyes.