my cat just scrammed my penis *NEED HELP*?!

Get your cat so suck or lick the cuts on your Penis, it helps. My dog does that all the time... Although, I do take advantage of my dog whenever my wife doesn't do the job.

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First of all I dont believe your story and Im totally shocked by some of the replies, you should not be an owner of any animals nor should others on here, animals are to be cared for not abused and if people get kicks from animals they are sick. They are loving and vulnerable pets not to be tampered with, would you or anyone on here treat a child the same way.(Think about it). How do you really feel when the animal dies?

Oh really. The cat just attacked you for no reason hmm?!
Anyway, it sounds serious, I think you should go get doctor help, try to make it anonymous as possible. I see no way this can end without embarrassment. But you will regret it if you let it stay untreated and get infected... try to get help.

Better work on your "no really, I wasn't trying to have sex with the cat" story a little better. Well I'd say it'd be a great story to tell your grandkids, but I guess that might not be happening now, oh well, win some, lose some!

Run yourself a warm bath with salt in it , this will stop it getting infected . Then throw the cat out the house and finish what you started , lol .

hahahahah go to the hospital and tell them the cat woke you up from sleeping when it happened.But sure enough you won`t be the first or the last for sometime like this

Mabeyif you weren't trying to rape the cat your penis wouldn't be bleeding right now

You should take your cat to the vet, to make sure that it didn't pick up any STD's.

ha!!! soorryy

Don't be silly. You are making this up.

clean it it will be fine :/