I was caught masturbating today. What should I do?!

Question: I was caught masturbating today. What should I do?

I was with some friends at lunch today and we decided to go into a music store before school. When I was looking around I saw the poster rack, so went over and looked through it, found a jaw dropping poster of Taylor Swift. When we left the store I said I would catch up with them and then went back inside and bought the poster. When I left I started getting so horny for Taylor that I decided to go behind a building and masturbate to her. Well I got pretty risky, unrolled the poster, hung it up over a stack of boxes with my backpack holding it there. I just thought...screw it I love Taylor...so I pulled my pants down and started tugging while looking at her. Just as I hit climax and started to spurt...two older ladies came walking by and saw me and the Taylor poster. I couldn't do anything because I was trembling through the climax and just kept looking into Taylor's eyes. I heard one of them saying...oh my god that is what she does to people. It was thrilling but now I have to walk passsed there to school. What will I do if they see me?

Answers:

You must jack off a lot to sexy pictures but that's alright I do it too. I have been caught a few times myself and it's a real thrill and makes jacking off more exciting. You just want to be careful not to get caught or have someone call the cops on you.

Honey, I was one of the ladies that saw your pathetic excuse for a penis. I know you were wearing spiderman undies, and a leopard thong underneath. So please stop acting like your straight, and let people know that you were actually jerking off to a picture of Tom Cruise shirtless. Dont be ashamed, cause baby you were born this way. ;)

my lovely friend

Since Monday you have jacked off to britany spears and your friends saw you then on tuesday you went into the music shop told your friends you would catch up with them and jacked off at Christina agulara and got caught by 2 old ladies now its Taylor swift?! Who next Jim Carey?

Man you are some deep a*s sh*t lol

There's really nothing you can do, except switch schools

Haha great story dude you have a good imagination.

The part where one of the ladies said 'oh my god that is what she does to people' made the whole story not believeable.

Noone would actually say that.

do you get caught everyday cause you said this same thing yesterday

that's a lovely story. i bet you got off making that up
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this is the best, thank you!

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