Foreign object In my Bowls?!

Putting objects up your butt and letting go of them is, to put it mildly, barmy. Once inside your anus, an object can travel up your colon into your lower bowel. Hopefully, the rhythm of your bowel will eventually push it back down and it will come out naturally. If it doesn't, then it is likely to cause a blockage in your bowel and you will need medical attention.

Try sipping a glass of warm water. Then have some light exercise, like a brisk walk round the block, or a quick jog. Live life normally and nature will probably take it's course. If after 2 or 3 days, if you experience severe pain, get medical help. Hope it doesn't come to this, but learn a lesson from it. Next time use a dildo.

Try using a 9 iron, Troll