Why does it burn when I masturbate with Sprite?!
Question: Why does it burn when I masturbate with Sprite?
Answers:
Troll or Retard?
What name do you prefer?
Is the lubricity of Sprite really such that you can effectively masturbate with it? The problem might simply be that there is too much friction. You should consider switching to an actual lubricant, like durex play or ID Glide.
Also, get back to work, slacker.
Why Sprite for goodness sake?
It is acidic and there is a ginger one sold in China (maybe elsewhere as well) that might irritate.
Save your Sprite to quench your thirst.
The skin of your penis is extremely sensitive. Treat it with care. Try using hand lotion instead of Sprite.
It is acidic to your skin. Stop doing this, it is not a healthy way to masturbate.
because that is what you are supposed to drink ...you need 7 "UP" to keep it up.....refreshing and cool....
TROLL
troll or not this is still a lulzy question