How to erect upwards?!
Question: How to erect upwards?
Please no stupid answers :) thanks.
Answers:
No to both of those, sorry. The main curves of the penis are S-curve, N-curve (yours) and J-curve (aka banana). Blame genetics; it's how it is. Sl long as it works, that's all that matters.
That's called a bent nail erection. You need to talk to a Doctor, preferably a urinary specialist.
Experience.
You need to let it build up and release,let it build up again then release.Repeat if nutsack gets too dry.
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You need to call the doctor and order a new dick. Shipping will take 6-8 weeks, and it'll be expensive, but replacing your curved dick will be worth it. When you want to remove the dysfunctional dick, unscrew it until it falls off. Then screw your new dick back on. Every male has to replace their dick 20-30 years, unless they're ******* virgins.
Bitches ain't ****.