my penis has black dots on it?!
Question: My penis has black dots on it?
im alone alot and i dont have a gf so i was walking out in the woods near my house and i picked up a greenish brown mushroom and masturbated with it..... now my penis is painfully itchy and has blackish brown specs on it.. its been 4 days
Answers:
Ewwww WHY THE *** WOULD U DO THAT??
You have caught a Lvl 1 CHUCK NORRIS.
Your CHUCK NORRIS has learned DROP KICK.
You have completed POKEMON BLACK.
A greenish brown mushroom (I forget wt it is called) r u insane?! That mushroom gives u skin irritation!! Wt u did is just like going out onto the street and having sex with a stranger! U idiot!
Go to your doctor! Your penis could be seriously damaged! Go now!
OMG UR SO DED GEH HALP!
go see a doctor pleasee