Penis stuck in an awkward place...?!

Well, YOU oughts use a magnifying glass INSTEAD to see your penis NEXT TIME !!!
To see your lil winky then !!!
NO, chance of it getting stuck, and less chance of YOU being such a TROLL !!!


~Thee Raunchy "Troll Spotter" Mann~

You cannot be serious. What a knee slapper! You're on your own with this one.

Oh and by the way, I don't appreciate being answered with smartass remarks. You must take me for a stupid person. I mean seriously, weakasballsitis, that isn't even a word. You are the one that needs to see a "doctor" for getting your penis stuck in a telescope.

bring the telescope outside and point it at the sun. With the hot sunlight pointing directly into the lens, the telescope will become warm and expand. Once it expands you'll be able to extract your penis very easily.

Vaseline? if the telescope is metal, warm it up, the metal will expand just a little and it might be enough for you to get it out.
hope everything works out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, um, to get a penis out of a telescope. I would recommend lubricating and sliding it out... Perhaps the same way it got in.. ?

let someone look onto the telescope, trust me, it will appear really larger

hahahahahahaha lol lol lol lol lol i am such a perverted jokester. best answer?why not?

Your penis may be swollen, if it is put some ice on it to decrease the swelling, hope I helped.

Pour some shampoo or whatever to make it little slippy then get it out!

I stuck my penis in telescope before.

Bwahahaha!!!

Can you see your anus? (also spelled Uranus)

Lube it up!

I know how it got there ;)

So how did it get there?

i don't think so,,, no...