Where is the best place to masturbate?!

The three most logical places to get away with masturbating, is in your room (bed) or ( at your computer), showering, or just in the bathroom not showering.

Doing it in your bedroom means you will get all messy when you ejaculate over yourself, unless you do it onto something else (trash can). (I do not like this cause, plus you will have to be very quiet.) (The up side is that if you have a computer you can look at porn while doing it or a magazine and you can be very comfy-lying down or w/e). Also I tend to get messy because I don't wanna be naked in my room, only in a bathroom I feel more comfy there to whip it out.

Doing it in the bathroom you won't get messy because you can ejaculate ethir in the sink, toilet, or shower/bath area, or even in a trash can. You will still have to be quiet if your trying to keep it a secret when others are around. Not as comfy as a bedroom tho, does provide a counter and a toilet seat tho. Also, no porno on computer unless you brought a laptop or have a T.V! in the bathroom to watch porno's. Ejaculating in the toilet or sink or even shower/tube area can clog that **** up (not recommended*).

Doing it in the shower seems to be the most relaxing and easiest when cleaning up the mess, and soap can be used as a lubricant (you can use any lubricant and easily wash it off after your finished wanking it while in the shower). With the shower on you won't have to worry to much about being loud about it if your a moaner and worryed about others around.

To sum up, I would prefer the shower the most for me but after reading this I hope you will decide all the obvious up and downs to each of these places, so choice your favorite. I think all spots are nice to masturbate, not really no best place really.

obviously your a beginner.....well sometimes people prefer the bathroom or shower...but i like to be comfortable so i do it in my room. if you share a bedroom then i wouldn't advise it because it might become awkward UNLESS you are rooming with an older male sibling who is chill with things like that. clean up with whatever the **** you want i guess....i prefer tissues, but then again thats something to dispose of......and uh...maybe a sock? but you don't want your mommy noticing you have sticky socks, or you have white stains all of your bed sheets when she goes to wash them.....to watch out. i live in seattle wa, usa.

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You can enjoy it any place where you have some privacy. You dont want to be wanking all over the place where people can see you. The bed is best you can simulate positions . The bathroom is also very exciting.I am from the U.S. if that matters.
There is no limit as to how many times you do it for the week. Its entirely up to you . When your body has enough it will tell you by losing the erection.

try the bathroom. while taking a shower or taking a bath. it makes clean up easier. if you do it on your bed. your mom might see white stains when she cleans it. try going to place where people don't go often to. if in a mall, try the comfort room cause they have tissues there. when ready to ejaculate, point your penis to the bowl so people won't notice. best answer?

Anywhere, if in the bedroom just have a tissue ready, aim well and dump it in the bin afterwards. Showers easy cause of no clean up.

bath shower bed if not sharing.
3 days max a week if wanna stay healthy...

...zZz

You neglected to mention your age.

whereever you are comfortable and have privacy to enjoy doing so.