how can i ask my mom/dad to buy me some lube for masturbation.?!
Question: How can i ask my mom/dad to buy me some lube for masturbation.?
Answers:
You can buy it yourself at any department store (Walmart, Target, etc.) or drug store/pharmacy. You don't have to be over a certain age to buy that type of product.
personal experience
In theory, you have to be 13 to have a YA account.
But anyways, you don't need to ask them to buy lube (they'll probably say no). Just say you are determined to eat healthy foods and want to have good quailty oils on your salads - like extra light virgin olive, or avocado, grapeseed and coconut. All of those work fine on your penis.
I think the best way to get them to help you is not to ask them, but simply show them. If your Penis is sore and it's from masterbation simply walk up to your dad, cock in hand, and he will clearly see you need lube, parents are suprisingly smart :)
find something better to do with your time, that has got to be the stupidest thing to waste time on, they could possibly disown you for that. and seriously, 10 years old? your life is pretty much ruined anyways.
You can purchase it yourself.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
1) grow a MASSIVE pair of bollox.
2) ASK. LOL!
I would LOVE to see them say 'OK'
Just ask for the money and then go buy it yourself
ask them for some lotion instead.
spit on the thing and grow some BALLS you ******* retard