i locked my penis in the door..?!
Question: I locked my penis in the door..?
hello, i locked my penis in the door and the key is on the other side, someone please tell me what to do! i am using my cell phone to type this...please help QUICK!
Answers:
Call 911,they'll understand,happens to me all the time
if its detached, kick open the door, if its intact, the door shouldnt be able to close & lock, unless ur thing is thin as paper
get some butter or oil of some sort and rub it all over you and the door it should slip out just like that if not call the fire department they can help aka jaws of life
if you have your phone why dont you just call for help
common sence
epic haha