My parents won't fall asleep. How do I jack off when there awake?!


Question: My parents won't fall asleep. How do I jack off when there awake?
I need to jack off NOW!

Answers:

lock your room and do it



what you do is go to the mall or some other place and meet a girl or a guy whatever your preference is then you get their number or just say hey i dont want to be that creepy guy that asks you for your number so ill just give you mine and you can call/text me if your interested in going out sometime then after a while of that you put your penis in her vagina or his anus and vola you have gotten laid no need to jack off

alternatively play some music in your room if its too quiet they will be suspicious and dont use lotion or lube the sound from that is definitely way do obvious



-close and lock your door
-do it in the shower ( often takes longer to reach orgasm but feels great)
-lock yourself in the bathroom
-be quit?

personal experience



Take advantage of the noise of running water while you're in the shower.



-Turn on some music in your room.
-Do it in the shower, with some body wash.
-Do it extremely loud, and irritate them. xD



Do it in the shower you are alone in there so jack off there



Do it outside. When it comes, walk into their bedroom and do it on them.



jerk off in the bathroom but make sure the door is locked.



Go to bathroom

Turn on shower



*** in a girls mouth



be quiet?




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