Ok I have a cucumber that I want to masturbate with...... Where can I keep it af!
Question: Ok I have a cucumber that I want to masturbate with...... Where can I keep it after I am done.?
Answers:
Cucumbers are like humans: There best when they are fresh and still have their virginity
So put it in the salad when you are done and buy a new one
the cucumber will go rotten after a while. even in a refrigerator. idk where you can honestly hide it. You can either put it in another fridge that nobody know about or just hide it somewhere safe. Its still going to go bad. just keep buying cucumbers.
Hunny, this is men's health. We normally don't have that problem.
Go to woman's health for experienced advice.
disgusting
?
It will probably get stuck in your yahoo.
Cut it up into a salad. If anyone notices, tell 'em you used a new dressing.
</sarcasm>
the freezer
In a salad and buy a new one next time.
Just throw it away
BOOF IT
eat it.
Ask it in the Women's Health section - someone there might be able to help