I just took an twelve pound crap.......?!


Question: I just took an twelve pound crap.......?
OMFG! I just went to the bathroom. And shucked terd. Here is something weird about me: I like to weigh myself, take a crap, and then weigh myself again. Because I wanted to know if you lose weight. Well you do. You lose .2 pounds when you take a regular sized crap. But today I took a 12 pound crap! I went into the bathroom and weighed myself. 85 pounds. (I'm 11) Then I took a rather large crap, but I didn't think anything of it. But then when I weighed myself... BAM! 74 pounds! HHHOOOLLLYYY CCCRRRAAAPPP!!! I don't think this is normal!! AAAAHHHH! Should I see a doctor or something?

OH, AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING, YES. THAT CRAP DID HURT A LOT COMING OUT OF MY BUNGHOLE.

Answers:

Yeah, sure, since its not even close to being humanly possible for your intestines to even hold that much waste.... that makes you a pretty big retard for expecting anyone to believe you.

Shame, try again another day bro.



Well, that is an interesting story. Probably you did something to have done that. You probably cleanse out your colon. But taking one crap making a dramatic weightloss is not possible. It's either you measured it wrong (get an electronic one) or you have some type of disorder. Check a doctor if possible.



I'm pretty sure you weighed yourself with a pair of jeans on and a bunch of other stuff. Unless you held it in for 4-6 days I don't think it should weight THAT much. Don't forget about pee too bro!



Wow...
That is a very...erm...interesting situation you got there o.e
I suggest go to a doctor or something?
Maybe you weighed yourself wrong?



85-12 = 73



your creepy



omg...




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