masturbation question. help please?!


Question: Masturbation question. help please?
I am a 21 Year old man who lives at home with my father and yesterday he caught me masturbating in our chicken coop (it's the only place i can do it really), but he caught me and now he has not said a word to me since then. He seems to be very mad at me and i don't know how to talk to him about it.

Also sometimes i accidentally ejaculate on a chicken or two and i was wondering if it can make them sick?

Answers:

chicken's won't get sick...spraying the goo?, hey your dad does it too or at least did at one time...if nothing is said don't bring it up...enjoy your chickens



Just get the conversion started by saying something funny if you can. Gee, Dad I didn't have any other place to masturbate and I am sorry if I might have made the feathers of some of our chickens STICKY! Where did you masturbate when you were young and how do you handle it without a woman around?
This should either get you the paddle or the conversation started. Sex and sex related topics as this is need to be out in the open.
Story: When I first masturbated I was unaware as to the ejaculation. When I ejaculated I was frightened (this was in the early 60's) and went to my parents that morning in bed. I forgot what they said but my father then took me downtown and gave me "the sex talk". My father's sex talk was:" Son, when you have sex with a woman use a rubber". I sincerely hope the talk between you and your father will more fruitful.



I don't think your dad is upset with u, I think it is more that he saw his son penis, more then anything, he also knows it is normal he did it himself. And I don't think u need to say anything to him. He will come around, he will talk to u sooner or later.; I'm sure he is emarass as will as u r
also for the cjicken part( I don't think u have to worry about the chicken getting sick it is the other way around I'm sure u heard of all the deases chicken carry. So having that said. u really need to fine another way of intertament. ( p.s. I hope u warn a condom. for protection.


wish u luck



I don't think he is mad just probably not quite sure how to handle so he is just avoiding the situation entirely. I'm not sure if there are any negative effects that semen can have on chickens.



First of all this is hilarious.
Second, that really sucks. You should tell him its normal and that all guys do it.
I don't think the chickens will get sick. Maybe pregnant. Lol jk



no...it won't make them sick

don't worry about it though...your dad is just disturbed...he probably did it a lot too when he was younger..he understands..he's just disturbed that he caught his own son doing it



i can't believe how many people are taking this seriously!
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Wait, Charlie Sheen is 21? When the hell did this happen?




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