Father caught me masturbating?!


Question: Father caught me masturbating?
I am a 21 Year old man who lives at home with my father and yesterday he caught me masturbating in our chicken coop (it's the only place i can do it really), but he caught me and now he has not said a word to me since then. He seems to be very mad at me and i don't know how to talk to him about it.

Also sometimes i accidentally ejaculate on a chicken or two and i was wondering if it can make them sick?

Answers:

Its okay charlie sheen, YOU"RE WINNING!



your father had a thing for the hen you like, he's just jealous...

as for making the chicken sick, i guess that would depend how much you expect her to take...



no it won't make the chicken sick an you have to remember your father masturbated to, he'll get over it. you did nothing wrong



You asked this already.



hey! don't worry at all, it's completely a natural process




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