After I pee or have sex my penis leaks a lot of fluid, what could this mean?!
Question:
After I pee or have sex my penis leaks a lot of fluid, what could this mean?
So as I said, after I unrinate my penis will leak pee for a while afterwards, maybe like 10 minutes and a pretty decent amount. After I have sex, or masterbate, my penis will continue to leak semen for sometimes as long as an hour. I don't know when this started happening to me, but it's been at least a year. I don't think I have an STD, but I am not sure, please tell me what this could be and what I can do to stop it, it's embarassing. Thank you.
Answers:
You have D4. There is no need to panic. Breath normally. Place your seatbacks and tray tables in the upright position.
There are several solutions to this problem:
1. Give it a good shaking.
2. Whack it on the sink till it stops.
3. Wring it.....but no more than 3 or 4 turns.
4. Put a clamp on it.
5. Use Depends.
Oh yeah, D4 stands for Deadly Drippy Dick Disease. We all have it, and there is really not much you can do to fix it, unless you get a valve job.