Does jacking off give you bad luck?!

Does jacking off give you bad luck?

does it? because everytime i do, i always seem to get bad luck the next day.

there is really nothign that 'causes' bad luck. Any association between breaking a mirror, masturbation, walking under a ladder or any other action and bad luck are purely coincidencental. Though maybe if you masturbated while walking under a ladder and breaking a mirror I might steer clear of you for a few days - hehe.

But seriously, there is no connection; yoru bad luck is just an unpleasant series of events that you are tryig to blame on somethign and masturbation is an easy target. So, don';t worry about it and feel free to masturbate as often as you and your penis desire.