Men, for $16,969, would you...?!

Men, for $16,969, would you...?

...have a vagina surgically inserted into your non-dominant hand? You could dictate it's shape, size, color, and hairyness (shaven, landing strip to wolly mammoth). It would be your job to maintain it. You'd have a catelog to choose from and it's 100% safe.

How many takers?

3 weeks ago
For those of you already fuming over this question, take a breath and relax! You obviously don't know a joke when you see one? This question was asked to me by a female who laughed when she asked it, and we both laughed when she was finished. We laughed even harder at the absurdity of the question and expected some of you to blow gaskets andswering it. We're both normal, not institutionalize, so lighten up. If you take it as anything other than a joke, hit your "back" button and don't waste your time.

im crying with laughter...that's so.. hahahahha...wolly mammoth ..hahahha..dude..