My balls are turning red...and green wat do i do?!
Question:
My balls are turning red...and green wat do i do?
help wat do i do???? well it might be becauseif the new type of sex my gf is ****n
but that had never happen before..will i still be able to **** her up????
Answers:
Good grief! What the heck have you been doing? I'm 49 and have seen a lot of balls in my life and not once have I ever seen green and red ones! Sounds to me like they are getting ready for Christmas......!!!!!!!!!!!! If puss starts coming out of them, go to the emergency room! If they start shriveling up, soak them in warm water. If all the hair falls off, look for bugs. And quit putting clothespins and chit on them! If you ever want to have kids, you need to take care of them balls a little better Bucko! And what ever you do, don't show them to anybody! Well......... except the doc but I'd take a good few swigs of whiskey before I break those dogs out! Sheeeeeeeeeesh!