My dad the genius...?!
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My dad the genius...?
alright last night I cut up my pointer and middle finger pretty bad testing the broken beer bottle theory as a stabing devise ive got toilet paper on it and cannot feel it since im intoxicated im typing with both hands is this going to hurt like a b itch tomarrow? its tommarow and I dont feel jack hah ive gotten used to pain im always geting cut ever since I was a little kid it used to hurt but seems it doesent effect me as much over the years alright onto the story about my dad he found out about my little experiment last night and told me when he was 11 he put a shotgun shell in a vise and was about to hit it with a hammer with the shell facing his stomach about 2 feet away right before he hit it he had an idea take out the shot lmao he did then struck it with a hammer he ran around the house like 3 times screaming his head off hehehe I guess the jackass gene is in my genetics also im using the cut up fingers to type this whole message no blood and no feeling damn thats awesome
Answers:
You should have someone take you to the ER you may need treatment