My penis fell off! help?!


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My penis fell off! help?

i need help like now. im bleeding bad. you see im in to sword fighting ninja style, so i was down at my karate dojo and we just started practicing with real swords. my partner was uncordinated and accidently cut my penis off. a bird then came picked it up and flew away. i had to chase the bird down to get it back. what do i do help me

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3 weeks ago
ok guys i went to the store and bought a disposable penis but that will only last for a few days, i really dont want to wait for another one to grow

please help me...aaahh it bleeds so much

3 weeks ago
ok guys i went to the store and bought a disposable penis but that will only last for a few days, i really dont want to wait for another one to grow

please help me...aaahh it bleeds so much


Answers:

~Get breast implants.~




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