How do i wipe my bum ???!

How do i wipe my bum ???

i want all the details like how many squares of tissue i should use etc !

Well, this question seems silly but I understand it. As a guy, with external genitalia, we don't need to be too concerned about what direction we wipe it, but it is more sanitary (especially for girls) to wipe from front to back. Back to front pulls bacteria up onto the genitalia (not such a big deal for guys - huge for girls).

I like using those flushable moist wipes. In truth dry toilet paper doesn't clean that well, and it certainly isn't good enough to keep thongs from getting stained if you like to wear thongs (try them if you don't - you won't go back!!!).

Make sure to press hard against your rear opening, LOL, you want to get it totally clean. If using wipes, fold them over and take another swipe at it several times making sure to rub pretty hard - you don't want excess waste ending up on your underwear! Again, especially important with thongs!