What causes my morning "wood"??!
Question:
What causes my morning "wood"??
Answers:
Putting some of the serious answers together: Erections occur because you have higher testosterone levels in the morning and the final dream cycle. You have erections everytime you go into REM cycles, lighter sleep times during the night right up to the time you are about to wake up. In the morning coincidently your bladder has been filling for 7, 8, or 10 hours. Bladder pressure adds to the power of the hormonal excess and of the erotic dreams, hence a massive erection. It will not go down until you masturbate, have intercourse, or pee. Trying to pee may be difficult (especially into the toilet) or may not be possible at all. So take a shower, your penis will begin to soften, and you will take a wonderful piss against the wall. And if you are in middle school or high school you will be blessed with other spontaneous erections throughout the day.