What is a fire crotch?!
Question:
What is a fire crotch?
seriously, people keep saying i have one, and i'm like wtf does that mean?!?!?!?!
Answers:
A unique pubic area of red hair. The only unique crotch out there. Blonds and brunettes share the same dark color down there while red heads are red down there. This uniqueness allows them to occasional be excused from the shaving ritual.