Where do guys masterbate in college dorms? Can you use dorm internet system for !

Where do guys masterbate in college dorms? Can you use dorm internet system for porn websites?

I will be attending a college and will be living in a dorm.
My dorm room is a triple room.
There is a shower per floor.
Where should I masterbate?
When should I masterbate?
What if I am caught by my friends? How should I respond?

Also, is there any limitations on dorm internet usage regarding porn websites?
Is it allowed?
What if you are caught? (I am attending a Californian college)


Thanks

Most guys masturbate in the night, and ignore one another's noises. You'll all be doing it :-) Most guys also agree on a signal or schedule for who gets to use the room for sex with their girlfriend/boyfriend; you'll work out a system with your room buddies.

Clearly some of the other people answering didn't go to a university! Most universities disapprove of ANY kind of censorship - after all, you might in theory be writing a paper on "porn in society", and need to do research! Check the "Acceptable Use" policy at your college's IT website - they WILL have one. It's unlikely to exclude porn - I have worked for several universities, and none of them censored internet access. A Christian college would be different of course.