What type of pants can I get...?!

What type of pants can I get...?

Okay, I've been blessed with a large penis. Everything about it is great...except for when I'm at work. When I sit down, my pants slide back and my man area gets mashed. It's very uncomfortable and it's getting on my nerves. Are there any type of pants out there i can buy that will give me more space down there?

1 month ago
Look, this is a serious question. I'm not trying to boost my ego or anything like that. Bigger sized pants do NOT help because the torso is still as short. Please people, I need serious answers here. If you think I'm making this up, fine. Don't post your answer because I'm really not worried about what you think.

Take your pants to a seamstress and ask to have the crotch area expanded. This is not an uncommon alteration and a good seamstress should be able to measure you for your needs and help you. I did this and it made a big difference in comfort, especially when sitting down for an extended period of time.