Why does my...ummm...butt hole itch so much?!
Question:
Why does my...ummm...butt hole itch so much?
It's been going on for over 15 years now. Itchy itchy itchy, itchy in the middle of the night, waking me up, itchy in the middle of the day to the point where it causes me to wiggle all around in my office chair when nobody is nearby. And then I have skidmarks in all my underwear by the end of the day.
I've tried everything. Prep-H, witch hazel, frantic fingernail attacking the source....
HELP?
Answers:
stick a firecracker up booty hole and light match. make butt hole itching stop so fast!