Disgusting story?? has anyone heard this, is it true/possible?!


Question: this guy was giving oral to this girl and it tasted kind of bad so he put a jolly rancher up there.. then he was trying to find it with his tongue and he felt a lil thing so he kinda bit it and it exploded and burst, the next day he had herpes all over his face and mouth .. Eww a herpes clump ball !! ?


Answers: this guy was giving oral to this girl and it tasted kind of bad so he put a jolly rancher up there.. then he was trying to find it with his tongue and he felt a lil thing so he kinda bit it and it exploded and burst, the next day he had herpes all over his face and mouth .. Eww a herpes clump ball !! ?

Never let the facts get in the way of a good story, especially this one because its soooo funny/gross.

Herpes is a virus and it usually takes about 2 to 20 days for symptoms to develop. Once the virus has contact with the mucosal surfaces or skin wounds, it begins to replicate. The virus is then transported within nerve cells to their roots where it remains inactive (latent) for some period of time. During latent periods, the virus is not transmissible. However, at some point, it often begins to replicate again without causing symptoms (called shedding). During shedding, the virus is again transmissible through bodily fluids and can infect other people. Shedding is an especially insidious stage because there are no sores or symptoms and it possibly accounts for about a third of all HSV-2 infections.

It is a great story though!

grosss.
stop being sick.
grosso kid

what.

WHAT.

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I don't see why its not possible

but why the hell anyone would shove a candy up there is beyond me...

eww

He would have gotten herpes from going down there in the 1st place, not because he bit something and it went on his face.

Can't get herpes that fast. Must have be a sour jolly rancher. LOL

ok that was unecessary...

its false.
wow you actually intend to belive this shiett.
wiw

its not jolly rancher......

No it's not true. And I hope you weren't being serious.

most likly its true

EWW

EEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!
Never heard that before, and I doubt if it's true.

not possible herpese doesnt come in a ball it can sometimes be like bumps on the vagina or anus but i dout he bit one of the bumps so ye ,,

Well herpes Could be everywhere or just in some non-visible spots...

It's a tricky disease...exactly why there's no cure for it.

Join the Queen's Guard, Maggot.

Guess that wasn't a jolly rancher afterall...ooops. That was you, wasn;t it??

What did your doctor say when you showed up with herpes on your face?

I don't know, but thats pretty freaken nasty, If I get to the belly button and smell something, I'm out, see ya.

excuse me ,i just threw up in my mouth .

I seriously doubt this is a true story, since it simply says "this guy," and "this girl." Even if you DIDN'T know their real names, most true stories would begin with something like:

"Recently, a man in Idaho claims..."
or
"Last week, my friend Bob was..."

This story is way too vague, and lacks any details which would indicate non-fiction. Although, the few details which WERE in there, are very disturbing. There is no known scientific evidence to support the existence of "exploding herpes clump balls."

I'll bet MANY people have played with jolly ranchers though, in a similar way :)

If that is true, I can't believe a girl would let someone shove a peice of candy in their crotch. You know that glucose is what can cause yeast infections.... thats why KY and astroglide can be a no-no... too much glucose.

But still.... really freakin' gross story. Y-U-C-K!

shut the freak up





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