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Question: What do you give a man who has got man flu?
T.L.C. hot lemon - anything else that you think might work??
Answers: What do you give a man who has got man flu?
T.L.C. hot lemon - anything else that you think might work??
ive got the perfect remedy
How To Avoid The Flu
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
OR
Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So........
I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
guiness.
Give them the same as they give us women - Nothing lmao
theres no cure for manflu they have it worse than any woman and it lasts forever!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.
Plenty of fluids, plenty of sleep and plenty of sympathy always works for me!
Tea, loads of it!
a whole load of sympathy usually goes down quite nicely. Also elements of slavery will help a speedy recovery - i mean how can a man with man flu actually do anything?
He needs every last bit of strength to recover if you want him to return to his hunting and gathering duties.
And whatever you... dont hide the Playstation when you go to work. They contain all sorts of vitamins and minerals essential for recover.
a slap across the head no attentin and his usual chores you'll find he recovers alot quiker
OMG a man with flu...... u need a miricle lol
If he is anything like my hubby haha
I can have the flu an ok he is sympathetic!!!!
But when he has the flu it is like the end of the world haha....
Who rules????? WOMAM!!!!!!
send him to bed with his teddy
Lots of love and attention to his every needs! There is nothing worse than a man with flu. He probably has a bit of a cold, but men always think they are 'dying' when they have a cold.
Just make him feel cared for and he will be fine.
Maybe a Beecham's Powder will help, it does for my man.
Some home made soup will buck him up (remember the saying goes 'feed a cold, but starve a fever'!
It is funny that when us ladies get a cold or flu, we just keep plodding on with things, but a man gives up!
I hope he feels better soon.
My favorite flu treatment:
6-8 oz. hot water
Juice of one lemon
1-2 Tb honey
Brandy - 1 ts to 1 oz., to taste and depending on time of day
small pince cayenne (optional - but helps)
This is a symptom fighter, not a cure...the hot water warms you, as does the brandy and cayenne. The honey is a natural antibiotic the lemon provides vitamin c...and after three (with a full oz. of brandy) - if you don't feel better you don't care.
Feed him lightly, soups - but no cream soups...diluted fruit juices in limited quantities, plenty of good clean water. A little fresh fruit or veges if he wants them... if he wants a real meal skinless chicken breast or fish with steamed veges and brown rice. No red meat, no sugar, no extra fats.
Make him a hot toddy, put him to bed with a hot water bottle and sing to him:-
"Manflu, manflu - nobody's ever been as ill as you"
"Manful, manflu - hope you'll be as nice to me when I get it too"
You might need him next week!!!
I live in Newport Tennessee and 2 oz. Moonshine with ice and lemon. Drink slowly and go to bed and cover up. Stay warm and sweat it out. This may not work for "Yankees". It may not cure the flu but you really won't care.
Man flu??? You have my sympathy! Run for it quick! LOL
Plenty of fluids. Water and fresh orange juice for the vitamin C. Hot lemon drinks with a teaspoon of honey in and two paracetamol. If his nose is bunged up, put a couple of drops of Olbas Oil on a tissue and leave it with him for him to sniff. If his sinuses are really congested and he is having trouble coughing up phlegm, run a really hot bath so the bathroom is all steamy. Put six to eight drops of Olbas Oil in the bath, and sit him the room so that he can inhale the steam for five minutes
Hope it clears up soon, for the sake of your sanity!
Go out & enjoy yourself!
Big Tissues :)
hot milk and honey,hot tea and honey,hot anything and honey,tlc ,back rub with massage oil ,and something I can not post here but try and guess.wish him well !
yes hun, a good slap and tell him to get over it, coz they are always in a bad way pmsl
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ASK HIM WHAT HE WOULD GIVE YOU VERY LITTLE SYMPATHY I'll WAGER
500mg. of Amoxicillan, 3 times a day for 10 days. Lot of liquids and rest. lol.
Same as u would expect from him when u have PMT.Now there`s a dilemma for you !!!
A wide berth!
Very little sympathy and he will recover quicker!