What is the worst emergency poop that you have had?!
Question: The worst is when it is liquid and mixed with gas. Then it's explosive and paints the entire toilet bowl.
Answers: The worst is when it is liquid and mixed with gas. Then it's explosive and paints the entire toilet bowl.
The other day i had to poop so bad, but it just wouldn't come out. It was 8 inchches (don't ask me how i know that) and it was really really thick. It was brown and had pieces of corn in it, but I don't know where they came from becasue i havn't had corn in like a month. After all was said and done I felt better but my butt hurt a WHOLE LOT!
I concur.
omg - i suffered from irritable bowel syndrome. One day I had an attack at work. My boss (God love her) took it upon herself to drive me to the local hospital.
Half way to the hospital, it hit me, I tried with all my might to keep myself composed. I had the hospital in sight when a terrible pain crossed my abdomen and well you can guess the rest. Fortuanately panty hose work really well to contain a mess. There was a small stain on the upholstery of which I gave her some money to get it cleaned. That was so utterly mortifying.
One time when my son was just a baby I was riding on the highway when the urge hit me. and the closest place to stop was 2miles off the highway I went speeding in to a mic Donald's parking lot almost hitting a police car.
I jumped out and had to beg the officer to watch my son in the car for a minuet while I ran in to the store to use the john.
I told him it was an emergency.
I just made it by the skin of my teeth.
After i left the store the cop told me normally he would have had to given me a ticked but under the circumstances he told me to drive safely and to have a better afternoon.
LMAO...mine's IDENTICAL to happyjoy's!!!!
Right after they give you an enema in the hospital then tell you to hold it. Yea, right!!!