I dont want to go to school tomorrow how do i get sick fast?!
Question: I dont want to fake sick i have not had a flu shot and i just wanna be sick
Answers: I dont want to fake sick i have not had a flu shot and i just wanna be sick
lick money it seriously works
go put your hands in a cat box and put em in ur mouth lol
no don't
just put a hot water bottle on youre head like 20 mins before school and have mom take temp.
Uh... you can just fake it.
There're many things you can do. Lick doorhandles or something
-fake sick
-pretend/make yourself vomit
-convince your parent/gaurdian you must go to the doctor instead
It doesn't matter if you don't want to fake sick, you can't "become sick" whenever you want..
drink lots of viniger until u puke(only works if u dont like it)
stick ur finger down the back of your throte(i know a kid who does it)
ummm...
eat somtin nasty
fake sick say i dont feel well
then take ur temp and put the thing in hot water
or wash ur face with hot water or somtin
you know what? how about instead you just fake sick?
tell your mom/dad/gaurdian whoever, that you don't feel well, like right now, or before you go to bed, just don't mention not going to schoool when you say it, they're catch on. and in the morning say you really don't feel well.
if not just "forget" to set your alarm, and when you wake up say that you over slept and your school doesn't allow you coming in so late, or maybe if you come in late you'll get detention, something like that, works for me.
You dont have to really be sick to not go to school...duh....you just have to lie.....[maybe you really need to be there to get a little more education homer....]why would you want to have an upset stomach,sore throat,chills.fever and /or a side of goog hard charging DIARREAH??? Have you considered that to want the flu......you are already sick.....ha. ha. Why waste a free day out of school being sick or laying in bed? Does that sound "fun" to today's youth??? Hippie from the 70s.....