Flatulence attack in line at the post office?!
Question: I had a flatulence attack while standing in line at the post office. It came upon me all of a sudden, and it was silent but deadly. Next time this happens, what do I do?
Answers: I had a flatulence attack while standing in line at the post office. It came upon me all of a sudden, and it was silent but deadly. Next time this happens, what do I do?
Is that why the stamp display was all brown?
Wherever you be let your wind blow free.
keep some spray in your pocket and let them rip happy farting trapped gas hurts / ya know/
Just act like it wasn't you. Look around with a kind of disgusted face like you are grossed out and looking for who did it. Thats what I would do.
What can you do? Either apologize or stand around and look at everyone else like you're wondering which one of them did it! lol
Beano works but only before you eat. FYI - save the postal customers...
give the person in front of you a filthy look. everyone will think it was them letting you off the hook
go for it loud and proud hope u get front of q lol
Blame a biddy, they're always trumping so they'll just accept it. Choose a really old and decrepit one and tell it to learn some manners in future.
Just stand there and look as innocent as possible.