What are the seven signs of ageing?!


Question: dentures,incontinence,arthritis,fading eyesight,dribbling,greying hair and errr what was the question?


Answers: dentures,incontinence,arthritis,fading eyesight,dribbling,greying hair and errr what was the question?

I can't remember.

1. wrinkles
2. loss of energy
3. poor vision
4. impaired memory

....and, uh, I forget the others...

You used to be able to wipe your *** from behind , now you just do it from the front.

Kids leave home
Mortgage gets paid
Pension arrives
You get interested in gardening
You start to wear zip up front jackets - men
You only ever wear comfortable shoes - women
Television becomes exciting again.

grey hair
memory lose
wrinkles
baldness

blotchy skin.....
Sagging boobs.........
wrinkles......
weight gain....
loss of libido..........
nagging attitude...
gossiping nature........
I'm not talking about me of course!!!!!!!!

1. Fine lines and wrinkles
2. Rough skin texture
3. Uneven skin tone
4. Skin dullness
5. Visible pores
6. Blotches and age spots
7. Skin dryness

UUHH! I don't even want to think about it!!!

lots of birthdays is one





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