Why did the Chicken Cross the road?!
Question: I'm sorry that you people have to be in the Health section. I hope whatever is wrong that it isn't too bad! I hope a few jokes make you feel better! Get Better!!!
Answers: I'm sorry that you people have to be in the Health section. I hope whatever is wrong that it isn't too bad! I hope a few jokes make you feel better! Get Better!!!
to get to the other side or to go kill the pig thats stealing his rooster.lol
Salmonela?
I'm from the praries so our answer is "to show the gophers how to do it".If you've ever been there you know what I'm talking about.
George W. Bush's Answer:
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .
Albert Einstein's Answer:
That depends on the observer's inertial frame of reference.
My answer:: For The Greater Good ( source: HP-7)
to get away from the pervert chasing him.
no joke would cheer me up right now.