Any cures for "chef's @rse" ?!

Question: My friend suggested cornflour but the yeasty combination seems a bit lethal

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Answers: My friend suggested cornflour but the yeasty combination seems a bit lethal

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i am a chef and have fallen victim to the dreaded chefs crack on many occasion the first remedy given to me was salt THIS is not a good idea but hillarious if your not the 1 suffering my remedy is talc plain old talc

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Rolling Pin.

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Right, get the Waiter to stick his/her finger in your **** and then straight into your mouth.

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Never heard of that one, Am I missing something.?

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starve yourself for 24 hrs

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lol .....just pop along to your nearest A&E

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good old talc my friend.

Once you get it it is a fiend to get rid of. So once you get rid or it calms dawn use lots of talc.

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