Poll: Health question about cats and hairballs ....???!
Question: Wonder was just diagnosed with a horrible affliction!
My doctor just broke the news to me that I suffer from
Hairballaphobia Agoraphobia Eucalyptus Eunigoriferous Afgitatus.
What is my prognosis ????
Please be honest with me.
I need to know!
Answers: Wonder was just diagnosed with a horrible affliction!
My doctor just broke the news to me that I suffer from
Hairballaphobia Agoraphobia Eucalyptus Eunigoriferous Afgitatus.
What is my prognosis ????
Please be honest with me.
I need to know!
Well lets see, lets break this down.
Fear of Hairballs. That could be bad, but I think it's normal
Fear of open spaces or crowds. So the cat is skitsy
Eucalyptus, a type of tree
Do you mean Ungiferous? Producing or support the claws
Afgitatus-having to do with Afghan hounds or the allergy to them.
But a combination of all of them could be very frightening for kitty causing an anxiety attack. I wouldn't worry about it though. Its the fear that kitty will be caught getting a hairball when suddenly in a crowd on afghans hounds while having is claws stuck in a eucalyptus tree.
What are the odds of that? But you can see how this could cause anxiety and depending upon the level of allergy, maybe anaphalactic shock, to the afghan hounds?
Just keep kitty indoors, give him some hairball remedy and a good non-bark scratching post and he'll be just fine.
If kitty developes a noticable case of Paranoidal Catazoidal Skitsocatsophrenia, you contact me! All cats have it, especially from about 12 weeks to a year, but sometimes it really rears it's ugly head and drives you crazy. I'm very familiar with the affiction have had cats for 44 years of my life.
i think you better lay off the catnip, fattie!
You fear your own puke.
The good news is that it doesn't make you look fat.
You will die by wasting away which means you only have another 20 years to live.
Stay inside & don't lick yourself. You should be ok
Sounds like maybe you'd better stop licking yourself!!!
Sounds to me like you have a serious case of the munchies! Have you been into the catnip again?
Prognosis..hmm...certain insanity unless you stop licking your buttocks!!...Will you be able to handle it!!?
I am sooo glad I didn't sleep with you!
Phew!!!