My ball bag seems to have some sort of fungus growing on it, any tips?!
Question: I run a junior football team,(that's soccer to you in case you are a thick american) and for the last month I've been laid up with a back injury, therefore unable to carry out my duties. My able assistant has been standing in for me and has been using his own equipment which means all of mine has been sitting in my shed gathering dust, anyway last weekend I was finally able to take a training session but when it came to collecting my gear I noticed that the sack in which I keep my balls has became damp due to a leak in my shed roof, the upshot of this is that some sort of fungus has began to grow, not knowing alot about it I was wondering that if these fungi are some sort of poisonous toadstool could I just clean my sack or would I have to throw it away and buy a new one?
Answers: I run a junior football team,(that's soccer to you in case you are a thick american) and for the last month I've been laid up with a back injury, therefore unable to carry out my duties. My able assistant has been standing in for me and has been using his own equipment which means all of mine has been sitting in my shed gathering dust, anyway last weekend I was finally able to take a training session but when it came to collecting my gear I noticed that the sack in which I keep my balls has became damp due to a leak in my shed roof, the upshot of this is that some sort of fungus has began to grow, not knowing alot about it I was wondering that if these fungi are some sort of poisonous toadstool could I just clean my sack or would I have to throw it away and buy a new one?
Try a quick blast with the pressure washer, but watch it doesn't scatter your balls.
put on a pair of gloves and clean your ball sack
jock itch
Okay. That sounded well wrong.
Buy a new bag, if it helps.
If not, clean the bag. Saves money. Give it a good wash and your bag/equipment, will be clean - in no time!
GREAT QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!! Try cleaning it with alcohol. Your sack can never be too clean.
sorry, cant help, im too busy working to pay for your dole money
You better go see your doctor just in case its alot worse than you think and you lose it all :)
I think a simple solution of bleach and water should clean your ball sack up nicely.
Just throw your sack in the wash... Use hot water...
Brilliant...I really didnt expect that question.
Just wash it off, dust them down and go play again.
It sounds like mildew. Try a mild solution of hot water, dish soap and household bleach to clean it out. If it still smells, you'll probably just have to get a new bag. Sometimes you just can't get that smell out.
Soak it with powder that has strong percentage of lemon in it. Otherwise get a new one. Better safe down there than sorry. You sure do not want to have a sex change in time you need to enjoy life, since you sounded healthy.
Cheers
Bleach. Toss it in a washer and bleach that sack.
the fungus on your bag is called mold and all you have to do is get some windex and put it on a paper towel and just scrub your bag down till its gone. thats all you have to do cause i had the same problem. just its just as easy as that!!
good joke love it
good test .. if your girl friend loves you. she'll clean it.
I was in Baghdad when you were in dad's bag.
I think you should get your balls out. That fungal protrusion from your ball sack could be infectious and could easilly be transmitted through contact, especially in a crowded place like a changing room. Imagine somebody tripped and ended up with there face in your fungal ball sack and then got an infection - keeping them off work. Imagine explaining that on a building site!
(I'm assuming when you say junior football you mean like the Scottish Junior F.A. - equivalent to English non-league for all you non beleivers out there)
What is it with guys and their balls? I bet you play cricket too!
I think I'd cast..... I mean incinerate it!
Just leave it there and wait for the toadstools to grow, then you can make mushroom tea for free becuase that's obviously what you are tripping on thinking that writing this bullshit is even worth your time, let alone funny :)
Either wire brush and dettol or put horse liniment on them it will not clear it up but by **** it will burn that much you will forget about the itch.
New stuff out in the shops today called scrotum ball bag cleaner