My Blue Blood appears a little Red !!!!!!!!!?!


Question: I happened to spy, that my blue blood appears a liitle reddish............is this something to be concerned about ?
Heavens, one isnt turning............(gulp),,,,,,,,,, common is one ?


Answers: I happened to spy, that my blue blood appears a liitle reddish............is this something to be concerned about ?
Heavens, one isnt turning............(gulp),,,,,,,,,, common is one ?

One fears you are suffering from "colour purple" syndrome, whereby one's blue blood takes on a mysterious red hue.
The accompanying symptoms include using a normal knife when eating fish, omitting to wear a hat in public, uttering the phrase 'cor blimey', indulging in beer drinking and flatulence whilst observing a football match on a giant screen in a "theme pub" and experiencing a desire to watch "Eastenders".
I'm afraid the only cure is to shut oneself off from normal society, frequent exclusive clubs and imagine there are no exterior problems that can't be sorted by someone else.
Let me know when your have recovered old chap. In the meantime I must refrain from fraternising with you, as you are too common.

You will need exchange transfusion!

quick!! without delay you must impregnate a relative to return the bloodline to the correct colour

You wait til it turns green!

It appears so, your highness.

mmmmm never seen blue blood, one thinks one is pulling ones leg,,oh common one





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